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Re:Distance walked at Le Mans
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2004, 06:24:51 pm »
Failing that head directly to the shipwrights store and withdraw a sufficiently large enough astern turbine thrust bearing.

Time H made an appearance with that comment  ;D
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Re:Distance walked at Le Mans
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2004, 06:27:14 pm »
Or just head for the heads!

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Re:Distance walked at Le Mans
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2004, 06:32:58 pm »
Can I smuggle onboard as the Ship's Cat?

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Re:Distance walked at Le Mans
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2004, 06:36:00 pm »
I seem to spend quite a bit of time on the poop deck on the homeward sailing. The bullwarks are by then pretty well full and so I extend the davit to rectify. The transom's in a hell of a state.

As far as I recall from my Naval Architecture studies, this is all to do with your moment of inertia having an adverse effect on your centre of bouyancy.

I suggest you take a firm hold of your gunwhales and ensure that the fo'c'sle head is suitably braced against an adverse angle of lol.

Basically, once you reach your angle of lol, you're knackered.

Failing that head directly to the shipwrights store and withdraw a sufficiently large enough astern turbine thrust bearing.

Good luck.

I find it adequate enough to empty my sponsons, careen my bottom then splice my main brace.
I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

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Re:Distance walked at Le Mans
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2004, 06:37:37 pm »
Sorry Zarse, you just blew it with that one.  One cannot splice ones own mainbrace.  It is a physiological impossibility.
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Re:Distance walked at Le Mans
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2004, 06:40:21 pm »
But you didn't know I'm triple jointed!
I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

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Re:Distance walked at Le Mans
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2004, 06:41:44 pm »
But you didn't know I'm triple jointed!

only when you've got a beer in you hand  ;D
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Re:Distance walked at Le Mans
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2004, 06:58:50 pm »
But you didn't know I'm triple jointed!

Was that due to the Grimbergen?

It certainly loosened up JPCs farting joint  :-X
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Re:Distance walked at Le Mans
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2004, 07:00:22 pm »
It certainly loosened up JPCs farting joint  :-X


almost makes me glad I missed it  :-\
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Re:Distance walked at Le Mans
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2004, 10:07:27 pm »
But you didn't know I'm triple jointed!

Was that due to the Grimbergen?

It certainly loosened up JPCs farting joint  :-X

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Re:Distance walked at Le Mans
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2004, 10:22:27 pm »
Quote
...and its a SHIP

but of course it would be a boat if it was submerged........ ;D
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Re:Distance walked at Le Mans
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2004, 01:18:01 am »
What rowlocks, Pip !
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