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Try the Beermountain Entrance Exam!
« on: May 05, 2004, 10:43:07 am »
Just by way of something light hearted, I've put the 2004 Beermountain Entrance Exam on our site today - thought some of you might like to try your luck or use it to identify new recruits to your team - section 1 covers the anorak bits, sections 2 and 3 are more "interesting"!

http://www.beermountain.com/Exam2004.htm

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Re:Try the Beermountain Entrance Exam!
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2004, 10:52:34 am »
Very good Mr Toad.  Lots of serious consideration and comtemplation needed for some of the answers  ;)

This should be offered as a GSCE instead of the shite they teach at schools now.............I mean......Citizenship ?? WTF.

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Re:Try the Beermountain Entrance Exam!
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2004, 12:28:18 pm »
Is it answers on a postcard then??

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Re:Try the Beermountain Entrance Exam!
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2004, 12:54:54 pm »
Do you mean that you don't know all the answers?!
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Re:Try the Beermountain Entrance Exam!
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2004, 01:07:49 pm »
Do you mean that you don't know all the answers?!

I got 112% (cheated a bit  ;) )

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Re:Try the Beermountain Entrance Exam!
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2004, 02:22:12 pm »
Come on chaps!!! Question 2 is bogus!!! They've ALL raced at Le Mans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tsk, tsk.......

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Re:Try the Beermountain Entrance Exam!
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2004, 04:23:20 pm »
I guess I either dismiss this as either we have no real interest in the car thing at Le Mans, or pretend it was a deliberate mistake...I'll pass this on to the team judge to set a fine and pass sentance. Seen here running his morning "parade" on MB last year...

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Re:Try the Beermountain Entrance Exam!
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2004, 11:43:47 pm »
Well I surprised myself... 200% great score. (went round twice I were having so much fun) Does this give us acceptable visitor status Mr Toad? Feel free to pop around to Houx annexe to see if any of the MASC crowd are home for a drink, too!
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Re:Try the Beermountain Entrance Exam!
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2004, 02:06:26 pm »
Any score over 80% in sections 2,3 & 4 is a "pass" and you would be worthy of a beer at our base! However, please be aware that scoring over 80% on secion 1 indicates that you are probably an anorak and would be better off behind the pits with a flask of luke warm lemon drink and a meatpaste sandwich!!
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