Viz Letterbocks tips for Le Mans

[smokie]

OK, this thread could go anywhere. You've all seen Letterbocks in Viz - or, if you haven't, go to http://www.viz.co.uk/letterbocks/thumbnails.htm and browse them to get the drift.

So give up those useful (and hopefully sometimes serious) tips which make your life easier at LM.

I'll start with a serious one, cos Canada Phil thought it was a great idea last year...

The cardboard tube from the middle of Christmas wrap protects posters well on the journey back...

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

cum on Smokie, that is nearly as sad as Paulathe drooler, but may not get as many tits, whoops sorry Sir moderator meant to put hits.
Ps. thanks for the tip on moving faces.
 

[Andy Z]

Brian

I bet you were an orrible child at school.

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

I have matured a lot in the past two years though!

[Stu]

No matter how pissed, always remember the bog roll when you go for a Douglas. I forgot first year and was pissed enough to use my hand.

Stu

[smokie]

Thank you for that Stu, now moving swiftly on....next contributor please

[Stu]

Top tip though Smokie eh. I could have just said, ' Remember to drive on the right' and 'always pull your pipe out before you spit' and ' When you're there book up for next year' oh and 'Never play leap frog with a unicorn'

Stu

[Stu]

I have matured a lot in the past two years though!

That mean you smell more Brian

Stu

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Stu, you got it in one, after 9 days without de clinkering, we are always quite high on the way home. Great, take a lot of it to make me sick.

[smokie]

Tip no. 2 from me then - if the shower queues are too long, get some of those awful smelling baby wipes to wash your nooks and crannies while doubled up in your tent.

Then, leave them in the sun to dry and Hey Presto - mini disposal tea towels

[Stu]

Tip no. 2 from me then - if the shower queues are too long, get some of those awful smelling baby wipes to wash your nooks and crannies while doubled up in your tent.

Then, leave them in the sun to dry and Hey Presto - mini disposal tea towels

Impregnated with Smokie's bollock juice.

Thats as bad as mine.

Regards Stu.

[jpchenet]

Tip No.3

Taking a "Super-Soaker" with you is not only fun for shooting people at the road side cafe's as you pass by, but by filling with warm water provides an instant personal shower!!

[Darren]

Tip No 4

Throw away all yr tent pegs as they will be useless on Houx and Houx Annexe.  If you lack a jack hammer try a hammer drill with tungsten bit and replace tent pegs with those big f### off 6" industrial strength nails assisted by a club hammer.

Darren

[Ruptured Duck Motorsport]

Bring a range of small arms to shoot the Dutch with the huge f**k off PA playing repetative pill head Euro-Techno in Beausejour.  Yes, I mean the Dutch in the corner, not the Danes who took up most of the site and welcomed us into their beer marquee!