Your Lordship,
Thank you for your kind invitation to Chateau Epworth. Assuming you can meet the standards set by my recent hosts at testing, then we will deign to grace you with our prescence!!
OK, cut the crap; you're on for the curry, we've been trying to sort that for about the last 32 years haven't we?
As for tees, haven't had any done for years - one day I will get myself organised again!