I have nothing but praise for all the hard working friendly souls who inhabit this forum.
I have, in the past, posted some rather obscure questions, like 'where can I buy a new timer for my washing machine' and without fail, I have received a reply within 6 hours.
Sometimes, the responder has personally phoned me to check whether I am happy with the answer posted and whether I would like him to drop round to carry out a little light dusting and paint the window frames of my house.
On another occasion, when I requested some space be made in another members fridge freezer to store my chips and battered sausages as my own freezer had broken down, I was inundated with kind offers.
I know there are certain regulars of this forum who can do without sleep or sustenance of any type for weeks on end who prowl this forum 25 hours a day just waiting to assist and respond to the smallest whim of new posters, welcoming them with open arms, a kiss and a pint of Kroneburg.
I THROW DOWN THE GAUNTLET.
If anyone is dissatisfied with the service provided by this forum, I will personally provide that person with a portion of chips and curry sauce from by van.