Oi!!
Just hang on a cotton pickin scrotum straightening minute now.
I'm afraid apologies just aren't good enough, I'm most deeply offended indeed. I try my best, but have missed a week or two and now THIS!!
I couldn't really give a horses knob about my feelings, it's my whale omelette downstairs that I'm upset for. It's just got in from a day of PhD Psychology at the local Uni, a session on The Knowledge for it's forthcoming Hackney Cab license and has still found time for the Times crossword. It'll not be happy when it hears about this, once it's finished a bit of programming!
Is this, god forbid, the unacceptable face of Whale Omlettism?
H