Preparation H is going slowly, in fact I'm also considering an anusol, zinc and castor oil cream and minced lamb cocktail to keep things moving. I'll simply sliiiiide onto the ferry.
I've got to get an MOT for the car next week, and I reckon everything else will be last minute, as usual. Mind you, as long as you remember your tickets and a piece of plastic then most things are re-coverable. Did I hear someone shout 'famous last words'?
I'm considering a change in religion for this year. I've had enough of this Muslim business, and it just doesn't seem to have the cache that it used to. Maybe Buddhism, Mayan Indian or perhaps atheism. After all, a man's got to believe in something, especially when he's drunk, almost naked and hopelessly lost in a strange place.
H