Faffing, to Faff, Faffer Awards

[faffer]

For years and years Dougie H was always last to do anything, even on the Monday he was always last up, last to pack up. He was last year awarded faffer of the year. This year he had strong competiton with many of out party staying up until dawn, but the youngsters could not out faff the master - he was still the one everyone else had to hang around for...
Does anyone else experience this?

[bird]

* bird presents Petrolslut

Who is definitely Queen Faff of Faffsville. It (well, she) must been witnessed to be believed.

[Brad Zarse]

She seemed concious enough in the shampoo bar - until about 2 hours in , when she didnt look concious.........

She was concious when I signed her boobs though!

[saveloy]

 the prize has to go to uncle albert. No-one can outfaff him

[Chris (Liverpool Boys)]

Hmm! Yes the quick stop for petrol on the way to le mans this year that took almost an hour!!!

[rcutler]

Hmm! Yes the quick stop for petrol on the way to le mans this year that took almost an hour!!!

Well at least you made it too the petrol station!! I failed miserably to even get that far. DOH!!

[powermite]

the WANCS would like to nominate Mrs Doubtfire as King Faffer.
Caught him sweeping out the camper 5 mins after arriving on site!!
PM

[Mr. Rick]

I, the rest of the fcekers and also Mrs. R would like to nominate me for procrastinator/faffer of the year. Apparently I am a Master of Faffing. Again, always last up on the Monday and in fact in the house every day. I work from home and can rarely get myself in the office for 9!

[lordbloom]

Yes, it is true, the king of Faffers has got to be Uncle Abert, yes yes no no  half past 3, now continuing his faffdom in sunny Florida.

He can outfaff the lot of them