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Offline faffer

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« on: June 22, 2004, 04:22:54 pm »
I’d made a cheese omelet for my breakfast one day
ME: Morning,
PLANK: Morning,
PLANK: I’m going to have some eggs
ME: Oh,  I had a cheese omelet
PLANK : what did you use for cheese?
Me : ? err cheese

can anyone beat that ( I'll leave out the compliant about the "stale" german bread)


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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2004, 04:25:06 pm »
We came home from work one day and my mum was cooking Lamb for dinner.  This was in the height of the BSE crisis.

Sister:  Whats for dinner mum?
Mum:  Lamb
Sister: Lamb? Whats that?
Mum:  Its meat
Sister: does it come from a cow?

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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2004, 04:27:48 pm »
I was at Dinner one night when the conversation was

Rick:- Andy Zarse is trying to get his commer sorted before LM
Sister:- How old is he??
Rick:- Why
Sister:- I learnt how to use commers in the 3rd year of school.
Rick: A COMMER IS A VAN, NOT PART OF A SENTENCE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2004, 04:32:14 pm »
Sitting at the table - my sister has ordered a knickerbockerglory (sister is 19 at this time)

Oooooh Look - thats nice - knickerbockerglory

<look of disgust>

I dont like cherries.....WHO WANTS MY CHERRY???
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2004, 04:33:58 pm »


Steve's competition
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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2004, 04:35:01 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2004, 04:35:58 pm »
This picture posting thing really works.....

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIUS!!
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2004, 04:39:58 pm »
I can't find another thread to highjack anyone want to start another
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2004, 04:56:56 pm »
the cheese omlete is from le mans 2004 this year....
I wont tell you about how we drove nearly all the way round paris cause this bloke was map ( yes a bloke) reading
1. if he was a bloke why did he need a map
2. if he really is a bloke why was he reading it upside down, in the direction of travel??
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2004, 10:36:54 am »
A female friend driving a car load of us to the Virgin Music Festival in '99. I asked her to stop so I could get some cigs, and she said she needed petrol anyway. We pulled in to a service station on the A12, and I went into the shop, bought me snouts and went back out, only to find my lift right next to the shop door waiting for me. I got in, and as we headed off up the A12:-

Me:       Didn't you say you needed petrol?
Friend:  Yes, but they only had Premium or Super, no normal unleaded.

She had been driving that car nearly 2 years at that time, and I'm amazed she survived that long.
Mind you, this from the girl who has been mowing her back garden for 18 months WITH A LAWN RAKER and wondering why the lawn looks such a mess!
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2004, 11:44:23 am »
Sounds like my kinda girl Steve - where can I meet her??  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2004, 12:21:17 pm »
Quote from: The Rickmeister on June 24, 2004, 11:44:23 am
Sounds like my kinda girl Steve - where can I meet her??  ;D

Battersea dogs, mate - she'll be the one trying to put fifty pence on dog number 2! :D
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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2004, 03:39:01 pm »

Me: What's Andy's last name?

John: Andy who?

I dint' speak to him after that.  ;D

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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2004, 03:51:50 pm »
Conversation that happens every year on the boat home.

Me: Who's up for next year then?

Others: Bo**ocks, I ain't going again.

Only for them all to be asking about the plans for next year around September time ;D
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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2004, 04:02:06 pm »
What normally happens to our group with the exception of me:-

Every christmas, each member of our LM crew, will get for christmas the DVD of the race, and guess what they want to go to LM again.

I never want to leave the circuit in the first place.

Getting ready for my third trip this year ;D ;D ;D

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