Welcome to the forum Magus!
Your post has everything that is normally expected on this forum. I particularly like the impenetrability of it. There are numerous contradictions which suggest a deeper, more dark meaning. There's a bright future here for you.
I'm sure if you can provide a few more details some of the 'heads' on this site will be able to help you out, right down to the brand of underpants worn during wet weather tyre running in.
More info please!
(300 races!!??)
H