Bob is sitting at the coffee shop, staring morosely into his capuccino. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks Bob what the problem is.
"Well," said Bob, "I ran afoul of one of THOSE questions my wife asks. Now I'm in deep trouble at home." "What kind of question?" asked Tom.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly." "That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will!"
"Yeah," said Bob, "that's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO.'"
