Here are the top 9 comments made by the NBC sports team during the Olympics:
1. Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing"
2. Dressage Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother"
3. Paul Hamn, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious"
5. Softball Announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
6. Basketball Analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces"
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC President is hugging the cox of the British crew"
8. Soccer Commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field"
9. Tennis Commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"