2 Pimp Outfits Required (for a completely innocent reason)

[SteveZarse]

Hi Folks

Now that we're almost at the end of the summer racing season, we're having to seek out alternative entertainment to warm the cockles through this difficult period. In a few weeks time, a couple of members of Team Zarse have the opportunity to take part in a 'public relations exercise' of sorts. Does anyone have any suitable items of clothing which could be lent out for such a noble cause? Any suggestions will also be gratefully received...

Steve

[Andy Zarse]

Public relations exercise??   Pubic relations more like, if you've got anything to do with it!  

We've been invited to a Pimps and Ho's party (ticket only) at a local bar so I guess it ranks as "alternative entertainment". . So yes, two pimp suits needed. Not sure what today's Pimp-about-town wears. Also I don't see why we need to be gender specific in this day and age. Surely there must be female pimps about in this enlightened age and I'm pretty sure Steve would be willing to dress up as one.

[jpchenet]

Public relations exercise??   Pubic relations more like, if you've got anything to do with it!  

We've been invited to a Pimps and Ho's party (ticket only) at a local bar so I guess it ranks as "alternative entertainment". . So yes, two pimp suits needed. Not sure what today's Pimp-about-town wears. Also I don't see why we need to be gender specific in this day and age. Surely there must be female pimps about in this enlightened age and I'm pretty sure Steve would be willing to dress up as one.

Or he could dress up as a male Ho!!

Hang on....what do I mean dress up as one!!  

[Robbo SPS]

want to borrow some uniform ?

or a big long stick ?

[SteveZarse]

Or he could dress up as a male Ho!!

Hang on....what do I mean dress up as one!!  

Thanks for that 'mate'. Maybe you're on to something though - if I started charging...
btw, has you're rash cleared up?

Robbo, the uniform offer made me chuckle (I'm sure I can find some use for a WPC outfit) and if your big long stick has a gold clenched fist on the end, I'll take it!

[Andy Zarse]

This is the look I'll be going for.

[Andy Zarse]

And this is the look that Steve will probably be going for.

[jpchenet]

btw, has you're rash cleared up?

 

I'll tell you what has cleared though, all the weeds on my driveway have gone.

Must have been that spraying they had on Saturday night!!!  

[SteveZarse]

You should have seen the smoke coming off it at the time! Highly toxic by the smell of it too, he must have had something terrible to drink. Ventnor Wight Spirit probably...
 

[gibberish]

TEAM ZARSE


You really are a pair of truly sick (but otherwise enlightened )  people.  What in blue blazes could possibly be attractive about dressing up as Antonio Farragas, or going in a gimp mask.

I ask you Andy, what sort of reputation are trying to foster?  I also think that accusing Steve of being a crossdresser is wholy unfair (I think   )

Please enlighten me as to the name of local bar, and the date in question, so that I can be sure to give it a wide berth................or come and take photos  

[Andy Zarse]

1. It's Snoop Dog in the latest Starski film and not Antonio Fargas. BTW, did you know Fargas now lives in Crystal Palace and is often to be seen supporting the Eagles at Selhurst Park.

2. Bar Vin in Horsham is the venue, which is actually rather swish. Can't remember the date but you wouldn't want to go, not really your scene, more for the youngsters really.

3. Have you been to Pillow Talk yet on your "research expedition"?

BTW, when's the 50th birthday, any celebrations planned?

[gibberish]

OK Andy, that puts me firmly in the ancient decrepid category. Thanks  

Didn't know about Farags living in blighty (and frankly coudn't give a t***) but not having seen the remake of sticky and crutch please can I be forgiven for not recognising Snoopy?  He does seem to have changed somewhat from the peanuts cartoons I used to love.

OK bar vin in Horsham is OUT.  I'll go to the local derby & joan instead.

Bought a suspender belt (for a young lady of my aquaintance) in Pillow Talk before they went all serious and blanked out the windows.  Some pretty strange stuff in there even then.  heaven knows what its like now  

50th is actually on the 28th, but big 'black tie' do at local hotel on Saturday 25th.  Pink Champagne reception, Casino tables, Scalexctric etc. etc.

Fancy meeting for a drink at the club on Sunday?  Might even have pictures by then!!

[Andy Zarse]

Congrats mate. Was only teasing about the age old boy!   You wanna come to a Ho's party, it's a free world!

I'm co-incidentally going to a 50th do on saturday too! Friend is having a big garden party in Slaugham, marquee etc and a heavy metal band, barrels of beer already set up apparently! No Ho's going so far as I know. Will you be laying them on for the guests at your do?

Have to let you know later about sunday at the club, will if I can, but have some family type chores to endure first.

Think I'll pop into Pillow Talk to see what's on offer and buy you a suitable birthday present. How are you for butt plugs? Get the Vaseline ready!  

[gibberish]

Andrew, you really are most considerate.  I am quite well supplied for butt plugs just now, and I can't honestly think of any other acoutrements that I need.

I wont be supplying Ho's for my guests, but there will be a barrell of Harveys for the connoisseurs.

Appreciate your family commitments, hope they are not too onerous.

[SteveZarse]

Right, there are a couple of things which need putting straight (quite literally) here.

Firstly, the only time I cross dress, is when I wake up late for work. Only it's more like furious dressing.

Secondly, Huggy Bear is not a pimp. Even tho he dresses like one. Bit like JPChenet I guess...

and lastly, I'd really like to know what Andy Zarse's seemingly unhealthy obsession with gimp masks is all about, and why he thinks I'd ever put one on (let alone go out to a party with it).


How was the bash, Gib? Went to a 50th myself on Saturday, where there was also a vat of Harveys. Andy and I were given the task of finishing it off - although, I was told it would reduce wastage, but I still felt pretty wasted afterwards...