The LMES was my first visit to Silverstone since the days of the Silk Cut Jags and cammie-knickers, and I have to say I wasn't really looking forward to it (the facility, that is). But, I was very pleasantly surprised, either I'd forgot how good it is, or I'd been desensitised by the gradual sinking of spectator viewing standards at LM. Some of the vantage points were marvellous (whether or not they still would be with 50,000 spectators there I'm not sure) and at no time did the walls or crash fence seem intrusive, like at LM.
What was seriously impressive about the place though, was the number of toilet facilities. It was possible to walk round the entire circuit without finding anywhere to buy a drink or bit of grub (apart from the paddock area, that is) but you could have as many dumps as you could shake a stick at. The man who decided to buy that lot needs his hand shaking. Mind you, I'm not sure what sort of spectators Silverstone were expecting in order for them to invest in such lavish lavatorial facilities, but here's betting they wouldn't be at the top of the League of Continence. I kept a wary eye open and sphincter closed, for this crowd all day, but thankfully they didn't turn up, - there'd have been no missing them if they had. I'd imagine the local water company and Environment Agency heaved a huge sigh of relief and then went for a dump of their own. If all of that lot had been in action there'd have been hell on in the pipes.
So, if they haven't got the GP anymore, any major event they host has got to involve some top quality bowel evacuation or the whole thing will be a total waste. Maybe an International Curry Appreciation Convention could get things moving, sponsored by Seven Seas Cod Liver Oil, just in case. I for one would be there, and the aural qualities shouldn't be too different from a GP. I can hear the Columbian bouncing off the rev limiter now.
Bernie should be given the job of clearing up afterwards.
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