1 bowl of mussels, cooked in the sun very slowly for four days, behind a forgotten tent flap.
1 Bottle of Drambuie.
14 blackened sausages, raw in the middle.
Crate of warm Kronenbourg.
A furry thing.
4 sausages as above, coated in grass and drizzled in diff oil.
1 Bottle of single malt, imported from Newcastle. No top.
6 chicken legs, 1 or 2 of which may not have come from a chicken. Burnt, quenched with French 33 beer.
Half a dozen unidentified black things. Black right through. One piece looks like it might have a tooth.
6 rolls of French bread, dried out, with a razor sharp crust.
Something which may or may not be a potatoe.
A slug. Roasted in an empty monkey nut shell.
Quart of local red wine, sprinkled in the glass with soil and some gravel.
10 oz steak, burnt black on one side, raw on the other. Finished with live ants.
2 bent cigars, moistened in the rain and kept in a back pocket for two days.
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