In maidenhead for three days. They don't have web access in Maidenhead.
Primitive place this!!!
Sounds like my neck of the woods.... As I work in I.T. I get chased out of the town each night by a large group of yokels with pitchforks and burning sticks screaming "Get 'im, ee be the one! He works with them machines whaaaat think, Heretic!!!"
Still, at least it keeps me fit.