This pub, its not a fancy place is it with dress code issues
Robbo,
I've been reliably advised that there is indeed a dress code issue.
To avoid a faux pas that will embarrass you, and live to humiliate your children, and your childrens children, it seems that we must turn up in wet-suits, finished off with snorkels, crotchless panties, satin negligees and all topped with a chickens crest.
I'm squeezing into mine now, and to be honest mate, I'd allow a reasonable amount of time to complete the operation. I seem to have become stuck.
H