A bondage bed at LM would have many uses, principally in restraining the crimally drunk from self-harm. Or Chris from self abuse.
But I'm a bit confused by the advert above and it's reference to the 25ft of extra black rope. Do they mean:
The pack contains an extra 25ft of black rope?
or
Is that the 25ft of rope is extra black. I mean really, really black. Blacker than a miner's arse black? Black. Black. Black!
Er, Johnny, Johnny, time to go home...
Don't lock me in the wardrobe of darkness Daddy.