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Offline Mr Toad

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Ideal Person to share a tent with
« on: February 27, 2005, 09:29:52 am »
I know we have done this one before.... (I didn't agree that Vicky B-H was the best decision), but I have to share with you that I have just found the contact details for the posh bird from Blakes 7!! Now all I have to do is see if she is free for a couple of days in June for a one to one teaching contract... ;D ;D ;D

http://www.sallyknyvette.co.uk/index.htm

Any other thoughts from CA? Mr Disco from BM is convinced that Thelma from Scooby Doo is better, but I don't think you can allow cartoon characters, otherwise everyone would go for Betty Rubble from the Flitstones... :P
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Re:Ideal Person to share a tent with
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2005, 09:37:43 am »
Just in case you forgot how she looked in 1979..

http://www.bbcprograms.com/pbs/catalog/blakes7/images/0201blakes.jpg

Well, maybe something about rose tinted spectacles... but if she was in to motor sport I'd lend her my teleport bracelet I made after watching Blue Peter any day...
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2005, 10:36:41 am »
Clearly it would be Mrs Nordic.

However as she has expressed no intention of ever sleeping in a tent or going to Le Mans, it would have to be Ms Halle Berry. I may however,have to invest in a bigger tent as she is quite tall.

I don't think she has any interest in motorsport, so could stay behind to cook, clean, do her make up in a car wing mirror and prevent pikey attack.
 
(Halle on the off chance you read this while googling before the Oscars, PM me details of your phone number and approx height, cheers.)

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Re:Ideal Person to share a tent with
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2005, 11:08:47 am »
I nominate Jordan aka Katie Price.

Valid reason - As the cobra boot is a bit restricted for space, I wouldn't need to take a PILLOW  :o
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2005, 03:23:29 pm »
Carole Bouquet - the only femme EVER for me (apart from Sporty Spice if she asked nicely - those eyes get me every time!).  Actually Sheridan Smith would get a look in too as long as she didn't smoke in real life like her character in 'Two Pints'.

CB would also prove extremely useful for a bit of translation (haven't heard it called that for a while  ;) )
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2005, 04:34:24 pm »
Good call Mr Rick - but everyone to themselves - I thought you meant the other one in Two Pints when you said Sheridan Smith...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/twopints/wallpaper/s3_janet.shtml

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/twopints/wallpaper/s3_donna.shtml

Anyway, after just one day at Le Mans either would be welcome in my tent for sure....
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Re:Ideal Person to share a tent with
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2005, 07:49:07 pm »
I have to say Mr Toad that I guess all three girls would get a look in (the lucky young things) but Louise is far too mad and Donna, hmmmm, not sure why she'd get passed over, but there is summat about Janet that works for me. Maybe it's the penchant for Stella and vegetables that works for me!!  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2005, 09:59:07 pm »
me   ;D 8)
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2005, 10:03:00 pm »
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2005, 12:06:06 am »
Although i do think VBH (although not blessed with the good looks) would be the most fun camping and the thoughts of her scalling, 'Stu,  Your beers ready and your bacon sandwich is ready and my bacon sandwich needs filling (husky voice, lusty wink, say no more)' does it for me, I'll stoop to a lower class of camper.

Jenna Jameson _ to sort out my stiff back from lying on that cold ground in my tent.
Nigella Lawson _ (she'd have to lose a few pounds though) for that 'cook my breakfast Bitch' experience.

And I suppose them couple of old boilers of the telly who go around and clean up for everyone  although they would have to sleep in a seperate tent and not show their faces until I have retired to bed.

I've also had a soft spot for Liz Hurley though. absolute class. I'd knock her hips into next week.
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2005, 12:07:59 pm »
Quote from: Stu on February 28, 2005, 12:06:06 am

 

I've also had a soft spot for Liz Hurley though. absolute class. I'd knock her hips into next week.
Iv'e got something for Liz Hurley but it's far from soft
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2005, 01:11:13 pm »
Well if VBH didn't go down well last time (funny I would have thought she would have done ;) )

How about Suzi Perry, I'm sure she wouldn't mind roughing it for a weekend & she'd be more than capable of keeping me warm at night :o
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2005, 01:45:41 pm »
Suzi Perry on the back of my bike in her one piece black leathers - YEAH BABY YEAH

Charleze Theron - And she drove a mini once
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2005, 01:48:53 pm »
What about Jo Brand to keep the pikeys away from the campsite while you at the circuit. :)
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2005, 02:38:36 pm »
Jodie Kidd as she has a racing license and seems to enjoy collecting expensive motors!!
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