Bruno Brooks used to occasionally pop into my local pub in East Grinstead. A funny place, I also saw Gareth Hunt, Brian Murphy (out of George and Mildred) and Rula Lenska (just post-divorce from Dennis Waterman) in there over the years.
Anyway, stumpy Bruno Brooks was a tosser, but I have to take my hat off to him. I don't condone hitting women but, well, it was Anthea Turner he gave a slap to, so in a way it's kind of justifiable.
Nobby, I think Arnold belonged to Blackburn not Ed Stewart.