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Offline Jay (Team Cannonball)

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Hold onto your Hats!
« on: March 15, 2005, 11:12:29 am »
From the pistonheads forum:-

Spearmint Rhino are setting up a lapdancing bar at Le Mans!!!!

A good friend of mine is best mates with the manager of Spearmint Rhino in Southampton and they did a trial run of attending a key motorsport event last year with the World Motocross Championships on the Isle of White and it was an outstanding success as you can imagine!!

The layout will be one large main tent with lots of smaller tents for private dances!

If this is correct god help you all!

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Re:Hold onto your Hats!
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2005, 11:47:38 am »
I'd better stay well clear of that area then.  :-\

My 11-year old lad is bound to ask what goes on in that tent, and knowing my luck he'd tell his mum when we got home if any of the girls recognised me!   ;)
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Re:Hold onto your Hats!
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2005, 12:29:47 pm »
This is marvellous news.
I bet they do a better job of it than those scabby old trouts in the back of the artic trailer unit, in the past.
Better start saving!!
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Re:Hold onto your Hats!
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2005, 01:46:52 pm »
They may have looked, scabby to you, I thought the scabs looked more like beauty spots, especially after the booze, just goes to show in the "eyes of the beholder" etc!
Marginally better then the four finger shuffle..........just

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Re:Hold onto your Hats!
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2005, 08:57:20 pm »
I read that on PH... I can't really believe that will ever be my LM orgasm.  ;D
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Re:Hold onto your Hats!
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2005, 05:35:24 pm »
nice one, all we need now is a tent sellin shoes or disney toys to get our respective wenches out the way, and we are sorted for saturday.do they take card for lapdances, or is it hard currency only?

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Re:Hold onto your Hats!
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2005, 06:04:09 pm »
Hey Capt, would you really want the missus to look at the credit card statement and see what you'd wasted your money on??  ???

Stick to hard cash, it's what those girls understand.
I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

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Re:Hold onto your Hats!
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2005, 06:30:11 pm »
Oh No. The Captain has found us. Run, run for cover.


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Re:Hold onto your Hats!
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2005, 12:56:35 pm »
Think I need to take more currency than I had budgetted for then!!!!!
I tested negative for patience.

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Re:Hold onto your Hats!
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2005, 02:32:52 am »
If that happens Michael Jackson is definately not a serial paedophilic cock sucker and Michael Portillo is not,I say not gay.

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