Hi u mad folks

[Neil]

Just wanted to say hello to you all, as been reading this forum all day and have laughed too loud in front of my work colleuges. This is my first time to Le Mans and can't wait. Shall be coming down on the Friday morning with my mates on one hell of a Stag Weekend.
 Any idea's to help us out would be great, like where are the best toilets, how to keep Beer cold all weekend and as a Stagweekend, any Strippers around!!!!

   Staying at the maison blanche and hope to meet some of you there.


       The ginger one!!!

[Steve Pyro]

Hi ho Neil,
You are certain to have a mighty fine time at LM and will want to go again and again.

I suggest the best place for your beer is in your stomach.  Also, it is rumoured that the strippers will return this year after a few years absence.

Bring your sense of humour and falling over trousers and leave your best brogues at home.  

[Bob U]

  Also, it is rumoured that the strippers will return this year after a few years absence.

Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss.
There was nothing quite like the quality performances in Crazy Pigales, even the state of some of the old dogs on stage didn't stop the comments being shouted out, some of which made be howl with laughter.
Definately one of the highlites of LM
 

[Fran]

ooohh - i never got to see the strippers yet!!! tho of course i have heard stories.....

it seems that even after 10 visits there is still so much i havent done yet.  

F

[Rhino]

And if you are ginger  bring the sunblock/paint to avoid the sunburn when you pass out due to to much beer/lack of sleep

[Neil]

Being ginger ( sorry Strawberry Blonde ) I need plenty of sunblock, not sure how hot it gets at LM, but have looked like a red lobster once and never again.
   So.......women.......strippers.........beer.........fast cars........sounds great, is there a pizza delivery near LM!!!!

[mbes2]

 

WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO Any one seen a Ginger headed little boy around here....?.....

He is lost and DOES so need help......he cant help it......

BUT, Yes i say B U T ........He is on my stag DO DO DO DO DO  and  a good friend.!!!!(yes neil, you!)

Strippers.....are they any good on paint....?

[chrisbeatty]

So.......women.......strippers.........beer.........fast cars........sounds great, is there a pizza delivery near LM!!!!

Funnily enough there is!!

Last year we got bored of the barbie so called orange directory enquries (you get a text when you get into a new country, it's always funny when there's a car full & everyone's phone goes off simultaneously)

Anyhow, we got a phone number for a pizza place & made a call on sunday night after the race, after we had all tried to order (including one guy's ridiculous inspector Clouseau style accent) the pizzas were delivered to Beausejour in under 40 mins

We were putting bets down on if they'd actually turn up, they did & the pizza was a good change & still hot!! Probably do it again at some point this year

[Neil]

Cheers Chris,  You can't beat a good meat feast with a bird on your lap watching fast cars.  

    I agree, a barbie 3 times a day is not good for the bellie.

   I wonder how you cook an egg on the BBQ?

   

[jpchenet]

   I wonder how you cook an egg on the BBQ?

Like this!!!  

[Neil]

Is the man in the back farting as his cooking the beans.

    Respect!!!!!

[jpchenet]

Oh, and welcome by the way.

Quite a few of us will be on Maison Blanche. Look out for the CA flags and t-shirts. We'll be the ones with a village of gazebos and tents. Look out for Team JPC and call in for a beer!  

[stuey]

Rumour is that there will be a Spearmint Rhino tent this year.

Must admit I miss the old strippers
They were dog rough, but the shows were great fun just for the shouted abuse:

  Get em on
  Thats a bloke
  etc

I remember one with the worst boob job ever, the scars were horrific.
Sure I could have done a better job for her with two football socks and the wifes sewing kit!

Still if there are strippers there this year, then it would be rude not to give them a visit.

[Neil]

God forgive if the Spearmint Rino tent wants us to wear a shirt and tie.

I have also seen some of the worst strippers round Kings Cross, saw dust floor, 50p to watch the strip, age from 18-60, ohh that gran, that was a bad strip!!!!

Anyone know how far the supermarket and McDumb are from the track?

[Nobby Diesel]

Welcome to the site guys - you'll have a laugh alright on the Stag.

Check out the maps and info section in "HELP" for all stuff like supermarkets etc.

McD's always fill me with dread. I can't stand them. the only saving grace is that you can get a beer there, in France.