f**k Me! as Roger Melly would say.
I have just had a phone call to tell me that some fool has written out an MOT certificate for the Commer! And it's completely legit!
It's been like waiting for a call from the maternity ward, pacing up and down, chain smoking. The most surprising news is it only failed on jagged rusty doors and sills, the windscreen washers, a dirty cooker hob, mouldy curtains and a noisy exhaust, all easily rectified over bank hol weekend.
Look out RAC, get that tow truck ready! LM here we come!