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Offline Bob U

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Re:It's a new grid sensation!
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2005, 12:17:03 pm »
Quote from: Matt Harper on April 20, 2005, 08:27:00 pm
Quite! - and while we're having a pop at the spicks, isn't the Italian battle flag a white cross on a white background?
Excuse my ignorance, but I thought Italians were Wops, Isn't Spick yet another Americanism that has crept into our language.
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« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2005, 12:24:13 pm »
Spic = Hispanic
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Re:It's a new grid sensation!
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2005, 01:13:08 pm »
The usual answer in Maison Blanche, to "Would you like another beer?" was "Do bears sh*t in the woods/Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? or Is the Pope Polish?"

What are we going to do now.

Just wait for Poland to be invaded, I suppose
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Re:It's a new grid sensation!
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2005, 04:40:19 pm »
You could try answering "Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?"
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Re:It's a new grid sensation!
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2005, 04:48:05 pm »
Quote from: A Zarse esq on April 21, 2005, 04:40:19 pm
You could try answering "Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?"

Is this something you have come across while poking badgers? and if so, what was his view on your favourite past time?
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Re:It's a new grid sensation!
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2005, 04:56:33 pm »
Quote from: A Zarse esq on April 21, 2005, 04:40:19 pm
You could try answering "Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?"
Thinking along these lines it must  mean the bear is a catholic
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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2005, 05:09:48 pm »
Or is the Pope a grizzly Bob?

Whitey, I've never come across His Holiness, spoon in hand, at a badger poking event, though I'm sure he'd be in disguise if he did attend. But who's to say he wouldn't enjoy the thrill of the game? I mean, that crozier thing looks ideal for the job although I'd recommend he wear more substantial footwear than them crazy slippers Popes seem to favour. Those sharp teeth would be through them in a trice and one can only imagine the mess a badger would make if they shot up his cassock and became entangled in an altar boy.

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« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2005, 05:29:43 pm »
Christ

It doesn't bear thinking about Andy. Maybe we could rustle up a couple of ferrets or perhaps a Jack Russell to sort things out, what the hell am I babbling on about? Is it possible that I have contracted some form of Commer infliction?
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« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2005, 07:02:30 pm »
DEREK: Ommmmmm om om ommm .....
CLIVE: I'll tell you something, er, that religious singing reminded me of something.
DEREK: Ommmm .....
CLIVE: Did you, did you see that, er, TV coverage of the, er, the Pope when he was lying in state? The-, the last Pope, you know, John Paul?
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: Lying in state? On that-, on that catafalque?
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: In those robes?
DEREK: Yeah, right.
CLIVE: Didn't half give me the horn, that. Him lying there. He looked so f*cking vulnerable, didn't he? I mean, like, I c-, I couldn't prevent myself, you know, having a w**k immediately 'cause he looked-, he looked vulnerable, he looked at-, at rest and, er, somebody had, er, gone to the trouble of plucking all that hair out of his nostrils. I didn't fancy him when he was alive 'cause he had all this f*cking hair up his nostrils but when they'd, er, when the cosmetician had had a go at his body and that .....
DEREK: Well, I-, I gather, erm, he had a, you know .....
CLIVE: I got the f*cking horn in .....
DEREK: Yeah, well .....
CLIVE: ..... just seeing him lying there.
DEREK: Well, the make-up was fantastic on that. Who done .....

Pete and Dud, RIP.
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