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Offline Robspot

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Motorist battered by sausage
« on: April 20, 2005, 04:57:53 pm »
Let's just hope the water pistol brigade don't get hold of this idea!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050419/344/fgn6m.html
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Re:Motorist battered by sausage
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2005, 05:05:51 pm »
Cue Felix........
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Re:Motorist battered by sausage
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2005, 06:16:26 pm »
Maybe he was in a Porker ;D
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Re:Motorist battered by sausage
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2005, 06:27:29 pm »
Or an Austin Cumberland?
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Re:Motorist battered by sausage
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2005, 07:28:31 pm »
Or an Ultima Chipolata?
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Re:Motorist battered by sausage
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2005, 07:32:36 pm »
Or the new Lamborghini Merguez :P
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Re:Motorist battered by sausage
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2005, 12:31:55 am »
Or a Walls Woyce
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Re:Motorist battered by sausage
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2005, 10:09:30 am »
Apparentely this also happened to a man in Germany just after he had went round a corner in his car. Police said he had taken a turn for the wurst.



(best one yet I think   ;D ;D ;D )
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Re:Motorist battered by sausage
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2005, 10:19:08 am »
was he driving an old banger Stu?
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Re:Motorist battered by sausage
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2005, 11:41:04 am »
What, no post from Saveloy yet?
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Re:Motorist battered by sausage
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2005, 11:47:21 am »
I think he took a batterin' at the weekend your Lordship!

(Jeez, can we get off this before I have a Bobby Davro moment....)
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Re:Motorist battered by sausage
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2005, 09:33:04 pm »
Quote from: Stu on April 21, 2005, 10:09:30 am
Apparentely this also happened to a man in Germany just after he had went round a corner in his car. Police said he had taken a turn for the wurst.

Must of been driving  in Frankfurter ;D

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