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Author Topic: But don't let it happen to you!  (Read 27108 times)
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« on: May 29, 2003, 03:52:01 pm »



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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2003, 03:54:57 pm »

Is that a pistol on his hip or is he just pleased to see you??  Must be the hat!!  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2003, 04:15:24 pm »


It later came back to haunt me....

Learnt my lesson and was not arrested again until 1999.

How did it haunt you?? Was the 1999 arrest connected??
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2003, 04:21:24 pm »

The 1999 (wrongful) arrest was a shameful episode which so nearly brought the good name of Team Zarse into serious disrepute. It involved many pints of Normandy cider, a long flagstaff, the Mayor of Alencons bedroom and a goat. Seriously!

It is not for posting on a family website.  I expect the story will come out at the champagne bar though.
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2003, 07:33:48 pm »

I have to hear that one.
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2003, 08:54:17 pm »

You obviously were not going fast enough

I know from experience that the vans the police use don’t do a 140mph.  Shocked
But do they use helicopters?  Huh
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2003, 02:09:31 am »

No Heli copters , thas just not french .

You are only the second person who i have heard being nicked for speeding in france . One of my mates went too fast between toll booths on the new Le Mans to Alencon motorway and had an on the spot £80 fine . He paid it at the same time he paid the couple of quid toll !!

ZARCE - Did the Police offer you a telephone chat with the british consulate , its your european lawful right . could be breach of leislation their ? Cool
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2003, 12:18:06 pm »

ZARCE - Did the Police offer you a telephone chat with the british consulate , its your european lawful right . could be breach of leislation their ? Cool

No way. They were far too busy beating f**k out of me in the cells with their trucheons to bother with the diplomatic niceties.

They did later give me a bit of paper that said "Your under arreste". I did not point out their spelling mistakes, it seemed churlish to.

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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2003, 02:16:50 pm »

Hey ZARCE , nothing too wrong with good old Police brutality  Angry
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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2003, 04:17:42 pm »

No, but there again, I did ask for it. I seemed to vex them somewhat when they first started hitting me. I said they could hit me as much as they like but the would never, ever, stop the Brits getting pissed at Le Mans. And a right old pasting I got too.

But I was proved right about the getting pissed bit tho.
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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2003, 04:22:17 pm »

Get a bike , they cant catch you for toffee , even their bikes wont as they are limited to 100 hp and they wear cotton trousers and t shirts , ouch that will hurt when they come off .


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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2003, 04:30:35 pm »

A bike would do no good as they got me when I was actually staggering into the hotel. I couldn't outrun the buggers on foot as I had smoked about 150 fags that day and was a bit short of breath. And I had drunk about twenty pints of strong tramps cider, so was a touch on the giddy side anyway.
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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2003, 04:34:50 pm »

NO COMMENT Shocked
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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2003, 04:37:06 pm »

BTW this was not really a motoring offence.
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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2003, 01:53:08 pm »

If it had been a motoring offence with the goat, the flagpole, and the mayors bedroom, it would have been unique Cheesy

Did the commer feature anywhere in this one?
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