As I'm now past the half way mark by 6 years the mid life crisis has finally caught up with me.
So I thought , I'll get a 911 as I've always wanted one (3.2 carrera would do nicely!) that should keep me right until I retire and beyond.
German engineering ,something to leave the kids when I'm gone.
Classic insurance should be cheap, something to polish and drive on sundays (or to Le mans).
Wrang up this afternoon and failed at the first hurdle, where will it be parked overnight sir ? On the driveway of course just like everybody elses cars (as the garages are full of mountain bikes and freezers !)
'Sorry sir it needs to be garaged' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
So what do I do now ? Clear the garage and leave it there in the damp! it might not fit anyway, I'll probably have to move house instead to a large garage with small house attached.
So my crisis deepens and will now cost far beyond my means.
So its back to the loft to play with the scalextric!!!!!
(sobs uncontrolablly)