Shampoo Bar CA T Shirt Competition

[Stu]

To help CA members get recognised and for a bit fun, we have decided to have a Make Your Own T-Shirt competition on the Saturday night at the Shampoo bar. The T-Shirt can have any content but must include a mention to Club Arnage. The judge will be Smokie (bribes accepted on the night) and the winner will be entitled to a fresh glass of Shampoo to be quaffed in one. T shirts are eaisly made with the special paper you can get that you reverse print and then iron onto one of thoses £2 Tshirts you get from Matalan etc.
Gentlemen start your ironing boards.
You have 15 nights to get one done.

Stu

N.B. Ladies T-Shirts have to be cut down (or even up) to show an ample bit bap and also should be wet.

Judges decision is final

[jpchenet]

So what happens when when you and I turn up in the same t-shirt Stu??  

[Stu]

That can be your day attire and you could get an evening wear special.

[smokie]

Stu, I hope this isn;t a naive question...what's "ample bit bap"...should it be ample bit OF bap, and should I be considered editing on grounds of taste and decency???

Or is it a reference to a bit map, which as everyone knows is a file format widely used in the production of said tee shirts?  

[Stu]

should I be considered editing on grounds of taste and decency???

Every male knows that there's nothing better than  French or English ladies with some Decent french baps. You know just by looking at them that the taste will be fantastic.  So as you see, no need to edit. Your just a bit paranoid. Just thought that some one may be a bit peckish.

Stu

[smokie]

Oh Ok. Must go, I can hear the voices again...

[Gilles]

the contest of the people or team accompanied with the most numerous AND gorgeous girls and ladies !

We gonna judge the quality AND the quantity.

No one under 16 years, up to 80 is eligible !

[The Planman]

Gilles - Half the blokes in our team behave like women - does that count??  

[Rusty]

You won't appreciate it Trayboy brings anthing along.
He's been caught recently wheeling some bird around the size of a Zeppelin, mind you her pants could come in handy as a marquee if it's too hot or wet as long as she's got all the rice crispies out of them.
Rusty

[Gilles]

Gilles - Half the blokes in our team behave like women - does that count??  

In case of no other competitors   it can count !

[The Planman]

No - I think it's best keeping it to the ladies......

Was is 2 or 3 years back there were a shed load of Scandic young women walking about?  I remember it was the year I twisted my ancle not paying attention to where I was walking for some reason!!!  One minute I was on my feet happily walking in the sun, next thing, Happs says to me, 'look at the tits on that' and bam!!  Arse over tit - didn't spill me beer though!!  

[BigH]

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[Liszt]

Now, why would have somebody have a picture like that?  Eh?  

[The Planman]

Good point Stu - come on BigH spill the beans.................

[Andy Zarse]

Bid Erta I think?? For those gents old enough to remember.

Do you have a pic of the Snake Girl H? Or the head on a coffee table?