- the police dont approve of searching the grounds with torches n tracker dogs when you have just done a runner!
Now that is something I can totally agree with from experience!
The only trouble was, I was not a boarder (just a lusty 17 year old looking for the fabled all night school dorm party), and it was a girls boarding school

It gets worse, we got away, but the plod managed to obtain a Registration Number from the car we were in. This is where the real fun started, the car had been borrowed by one of us on the evening (it was a standing arangement he could use the car whenever he wanted, but obviously the owner did not actually know we had it at the time) from his girlfriends, mothers boyfriend, who was in reality a 60 year old bloke who looked a bit dodgy. Well he promptly got nicked and carted off the the local cells at 6AM the following day, so we had to go and own up and take our medicine
