Bit harsh mate. He's had some bad breaks (and brakes) in his time.
I have to say you are one of the very few people I know from whom I would take that kind of comment. For example, people should know that you've been prevented by work, for the first time in many a year, from attending this year's race. I have not heard so much as one gripe or moan from you. If I were in your shoes I would be bitching like an Naples fishwife and dishing out Commerly curses on all and sundry. But you seem to take it on the chin with great forebearance. It says a lot about your strength of character and stoicism Matt and I hope you manage to enjoy your weekend in some small way from the comfort of your armchair.
Obviously me, JPC, Steve B etc will be giving thanks to God that you have missed out this time you miserable fat tw-at. It won't be the same without you; it'll be miles better. Enjoy, cos we will.