... pinching anything...that is not glued down ...
While at Test Weekend I drove into the top of MB. Therer were some guys setting up the gate and cones and stuff.
There was a box half full of useful looking tape many hundreds of meters from where they were working.
That'll be useful, I thought. So I stopped alongside (in the car), opened the door, picked it up and drove off, back along behind the grandstands.
Next thing I know, an official car is screaming up behind me, horn blaring. A rather excitable Frenchman seemed to think I had something of his...
As Mrs S was there, I had to give it back...

Thanks for the good wishes Randy, I'll raise a glass to you from France...