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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2005, 01:52:01 pm »
I remember the MGF Incident....
Just the one death if i remember rightly......
Not sure about the others though....
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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2005, 09:19:45 pm »
I believe the hypothetical lap is entirely possible, but then again i also believe in Father Christmas, leprechauns (even if i cant spell em), tooth fairies and the essential good nature of mankind..... there is one born every minute!   ;D

Would be nice to set actual proof tho....

P.S.  Yet another thread ends up on the topic of poo - and its not my fault!
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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2005, 11:18:25 am »
I believe the hypothetical lap is entirely possible, but then again i also believe in Father Christmas, leprechauns (even if i cant spell em), tooth fairies and the essential good nature of mankind..... there is one born every minute!   ;D

Would be nice to set actual proof tho....

Hi Fran

I believe there is a plan afoot to get the imaginary footage online for one and all to download at will. I'll let you know when/where.

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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2005, 01:43:04 pm »
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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2008, 03:25:25 pm »
Well you just wouldn't believe what I found on my hard drive today. Go on, guess. After nearly 3 years and a lot of speculation I have finally uploaded the infamous footage to you tube. I can't actually remember who the cameraman was, but it was very dark, and I think an entire afternoon-worth of alcohol may go some way to explaining the lack of anything to see for most of the lap. However, you can make out some of the corner/braking marker boards, and look out for the start/finish straight - the only lit part of the circuit as all the lights were still on in the pit buildings.

Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBgQcYxTGM

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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2008, 04:40:39 pm »
Excellent work!! 

With that music I kept waiting for the lil bald geezer to run across the track followed by a trail of skantily clad lovelies!!  :laugh:

F

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Well you just wouldn't believe what I found on my hard drive today. Go on, guess.

YOUR hard drive Steve?!!  I dread to think!    ;)
« Last Edit: July 05, 2008, 06:02:11 pm by Fran »

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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2008, 05:23:12 pm »
Genius!
I'm still laughing!!!!!
I showed it to my wife who said "What's funny about that?". "They could've had an accident, that's so irresponsible"
Don't think she'd like Le Mans.........

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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2008, 06:00:09 pm »
Don't think she'd like Le Mans.........

Maybe the Classic would be ok......opps - maybe not!  ;D

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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2008, 09:49:30 pm »
hypothetically speaking what a good job that didn't happen

And what a pity the darkness rose all around to cloak it all

Anyway there seems no likelihood of any Zarses being at a circuit that runs an ORDINARY motor car race, does there?



Brilliant

just very very cool 8)

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you can!

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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #39 on: July 06, 2008, 05:06:41 pm »
Rabbits  >:D
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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #40 on: July 06, 2008, 05:24:04 pm »
Rabbits  >:D

A touch of the tourettes Steve?   8)


BTW - according to F1 ITV its hares at Silverstone!
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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #41 on: July 06, 2008, 05:34:25 pm »
I stand corrected Fran  ;)
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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #42 on: July 06, 2008, 05:39:44 pm »
I stand corrected Fran  ;)


 :P  -  oops - not that I was watching F1 of course!!! Oh the shame.

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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #43 on: July 06, 2008, 06:01:23 pm »
Well you just wouldn't believe what I found on my hard drive today. Go on, guess. After nearly 3 years and a lot of speculation I have finally uploaded the infamous footage to you tube. I can't actually remember who the cameraman was, but it was very dark, and I think an entire afternoon-worth of alcohol may go some way to explaining the lack of anything to see for most of the lap. However, you can make out some of the corner/braking marker boards, and look out for the start/finish straight - the only lit part of the circuit as all the lights were still on in the pit buildings.

Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBgQcYxTGM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Hypothetical Lap of Silverstone
« Reply #44 on: July 07, 2008, 01:04:10 am »
Just watched it again.. and again... you are a very naughty boy! ;D
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