Your right Dan. Humour in death, it's the way to go.
The Two Ronnies:
The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies
Porridge:
Doctor: I want you to fill one of those containers for me.
Fletcher (other side of the room): What, from 'ere?
Open All Hours:
Don't just crit there siticising!
The Two Ronnies:
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on
The Frost Report:
I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class
The Two Ronnies:
The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow
Porridge:
(Playing Monopoly) Would you Adam and Eve it? Go to jail!
The Two Ronnies:
Ronnie Corbett (shop assistant): There you are, four candles.
Ronnie Barker: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!
