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Offline Ballast

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Caption Competition
« on: October 13, 2005, 12:01:01 pm »
I think this may be interesting ;)
There is an art, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss!

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2005, 12:04:46 pm »
No matter how hard he pulled, Kimi couldn't remove the bottle that Schuey had shoved down his throat.

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2005, 12:07:13 pm »
The last time Kimi had a mouthful of Mum it was 25 years ago and very different

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2005, 12:07:29 pm »
There are a million and one possibilities here, but hey, I don't want to be moderated!
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2005, 12:08:33 pm »
The last time Kimi had a mouthful of Mum it was 25 years ago and very different

Bitty.
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2005, 12:09:04 pm »
I can't remember, do I spit or swallow?!  :-X
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2005, 01:08:55 pm »
When zoomed out schumacher could be seen on both knees

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2005, 01:29:09 pm »
He's clearly singing.

"Finland, Finland, Finland! The place where I quite want to be!"

or

"Kimi kimi kimi fried chicken"
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2005, 01:31:00 pm »
He's clearly singing.

"Finland, Finland, Finland! The place where I quite want to be!"

or

"Kimi kimi kimi fried chicken"
he's sure not singing  "We are the champions"
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2005, 02:27:43 pm »
Kimi needed some lubrication to maintain his flat, monotonous voice at the post-race press interview...

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2005, 02:53:31 pm »
Ok, now I've got the champagne where are the stippers??

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2005, 02:56:44 pm »
I'll drink till she's good looking...

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2005, 03:19:53 pm »
Oh my god ! Where has this bottle been?It smells like ____ !

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2005, 03:44:03 pm »

He'd seen it done before at the all night Pleasure Palace.  Now he just needed to get it past his tonsils and not gag too much .............
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2005, 03:44:59 pm »

Help, for Christs sake.  I've got my tongue stud stuck in the wire cap.

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