Shocking News From Team JPC

[Steve Pyro]

I can't see the problem with it myself. If a man wants to drink soft drink, I say let him.

Personally, I favour a nice Pineapple Crush after 18 holes of Thwack-Fu ck. It's very refreshing, full of Vitamin C and doesn't imbue the horrible dizziness and sicky feeling following the ingestion of beers and other intoxicating liquors.

That'll be 18 holes at the Congo River then 

http://www.congoriver.com/kissimmee/kindex.html

[Andy Zarse]

Personally, I favour a nice Pineapple Crush after 18 holes of Thwack-Fu ck.

But they didn't have any umbrellas or cocktail cherries 

Ho-hum, reputations are a blessing and a curse all at the same time. It's the way of the world I suppose.

As you all know, when at Le Mans, we at Team Zarse are infamous for our massive alcohol intake and are often to be found lying blind drunk in the gutter or upside down in a rubbish skip. I might add, we're much admired for it too. But in daily life, we generally all live sober professional lives, conducting ourselves with dignity and propriety. So great carousings and bachanalian orgies are a relative rarity to us, hence my personal affinity to Pineapple Crush. Thus, if Ballast or JP (and I'm still not sure who to believe here) want to be boring feckers, then so what?

[Robspot]

But in daily life, we generally all live sober professional lives, conducting ourselves with dignity and propriety.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
 

Nice one Andy, I haven't laughed so much in ages. Are you sure this shouldn't be in the jokes thread?

[amazing 1]

While we are surt of on the subject of the beer fest.Mark you promised pics,
we have not seen them yet.Did something happen that cant be seen?This is making me very curious.

[Andy Zarse]

Did something happen that cant be seen? This is making me very curious.

Yes Randy, it did, but I'm not sure if there's any pics. Or even a video.  My lips are sealed.

[amazing 1]

Did something happen that cant be seen? This is making me very curious.

Yes Randy, it did, but I'm not sure if there's any pics. Or even a video.  My lips are sealed.

Give that man a couple of Tropicoma's.Bet that will loosen those lips.

[Martini...LB]

Golf indeed - the best way to ruin perfectly good land.   And Diet Coke    This insidious creep of so-called normal activity obviously coincides with the imminent end of the year's motorsport season.   Sounds like a need here for some swift, positive attitude realignment.   Bring in the military.   A spot of early morning reveille, marching, kit inspections, cold showers and compulsory runs around the airfield should do the job to keep the dark forces at bay.   Either that or playing golf on a range danger area should sharpen the mind and reinstate the desire for appropriate post-match refreshments. 

MG Mark

Nice spellin MG... it  really is a nice change frum some of the stuf thet is rittin, there nevr goin too mak theim selfs undastood if thay carnt spell lyk sum of the males eye hav red lately.
its' a plessure too reed such gud spellin. I am sur spelcheeker is aveilabul. jeez thet wuz ard too spel.

Martnii.....?

PS. It is probably easier to read and spell as I have written it!!?

[Martini...LB]

Core rot my stuff and then red bubbilats staff abat a kart racer, tum donstan, and cheked the spellin, sorri bubbil nut gud tho yore puktuasian is excillant. Gotta hav a larf eh


tarmini.......

Ps. No offence Bobblehat

[Bobblehat]

KO Cinzano mi old muker! Like duck of a waters back, no offence taken, im dyslexic.

[Martini...LB]

If you are dyslexic apologies me old mucker (who told you my age? anyway I feel 21-35) but you have to have a laugh and now my membership/registration/ability to post again is working I want to get up to a Senora/senior/snorer member lyke wot u am!!

Martini...

[Bobblehat]

Non taken, but isnt it strang how we dyslexic's can allways spel dyslexia...............