I don’t know what’s the matter with you lot, thanks to my Nigerian friends I am going to be very rich now that I have helped them - only had to invest 50 grand and I'm going to get 500 grand back.
The nice people in Holland and Spain wrote to me and told me of my lottery winnings, just a few quid need to clear the funds.
I am now hung like a donkey after investing in a number treatments to increase the size of my manhood, will need to be careful though, when I finish the latest treatment I will increase said members output and have a lot more power behind it - no need for Super Soakers at LM for me.
And of course, the bargain Viagra supplies are just too good to miss - I will be available for Parasol pole duties at LM next year, no problem.
