Since we are into chain letters and scams here and seems like most of us have gotten the "Nigerian Windfall", I thought I would share one of the most PRODUCTIVE ones that I had gotten in the past.
Dear Friend:
This letter is being sent to you for we know you are critically interested in your lawn.
This is a fertilizer club, and it will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and sh*t on the front lawn. You will not be the only one there, so don’t be embarrassed. Then cross the first name off the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom. Next make five copies of this letter and send them to five of your best friends. You will not get any money or checks but within one week, if the chain is not broken, there will be 9,246 people sh*tting on your front lawn. Your real reward will come next summer when your lawn will be the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.
Don’t break the chain.
Mr. Harry Butt Mrs. Lucy Bowles Mrs. Ophellia Crap
123 Sewer Lane 28 Bed Pan Lane 411 Enema Lane
Mr. A. Bigger Movement Mrs. Charles Syringe Miss Smelly B. Hind
90 Rectum Road 2 Suppository Alley 276 Diarrhea Way
Mr. O. Howie Farts Mrs. Tooka Pee
297 Fertilizer Road 734 Running Loose Way
