Going Soon In A Pub Near Me - Please Sponsor Me

[jpchenet]

Doris, is it right? I'm led to believe there may be a mystery barber.

Actually this may even be a mystery to me as a certain Mr Chenet can't make it on the 28th.  Something to do with a dinner party or some such nonsense.

Will have to find another volunteer or two or three to chop my locks before the shave.  Anyone? 

I could always call in on Friday and start the trim then?? 

I'm sure it would look far funnier if the shaving was done by a certain Gimp Zarse anyway!!  What would Binfield make of it!?

[Doris]

Doris, is it right? I'm led to believe there may be a mystery barber.

Actually this may even be a mystery to me as a certain Mr Chenet can't make it on the 28th.  Something to do with a dinner party or some such nonsense.

Will have to find another volunteer or two or three to chop my locks before the shave.  Anyone? 

I could always call in on Friday and start the trim then?? 

I'm sure it would look far funnier if the shaving was done by a certain Gimp Zarse anyway!!  What would Binfield make of it!?

I'm not sure Binfield is quite ready for Gimp Zarse.  Although there will be a Hen party up in the restaurant that night.  They might be able to find some use for him.   

[Paddy_NL]

I'm not sure Binfield is quite ready for Gimp Zarse.  Although there will be a Hen party up in the restaurant that night.  They might be able to find some use for him.   

The question is though, is the Gimp ready for Binfield?

[Andy Zarse]

Yes Paddy, I beleive he is. He's shaved his pubis in readiness and had a new Prince Albert fitted, to go along with the other two dozen piercings in his old chap. Don't stand next to him when he goes for a wee though.

[jpchenet]

You'll have fun getting him to India for the cricket..............the metal detectors will go ballistic!! 

[Bob U]

Yes Paddy, I beleive he is. He's shaved his pubis in readiness and had a new Prince Albert fitted, to go along with the other two dozen piercings in his old chap. Don't stand next to him when he goes for a wee though.

Oh dear, I will have to warn the missus she thinks  she is  accompaning me to a sedate charity fund raising event

[Doris]

Bob,

It's good to hear you've organised a driver to take you home so you won't end up spending the night sleeping in a chair somewhere with only a flag or other useless piece of fabric to keep you warm worrying whether the cats will be alright.   

D

[Bob U]

You're never gonna let me forget that are you

[Doris]

That depends on:

A - How nicely you ask
B - How much vodka you bribe me with

 

[Doris]

Right then.  With just 13 days until the hair is gone I thought I'd let you all know how the fund raising has been going.

Without really ramming this down anyones throats (I've still to badger the people at the office) I've managed to raise somewhere in the region of 1.4k.  To be added to that figure is what is in the collection boxes on the bar at the pub, whatever family and friends down under sponsor me, and obviously whatever I can raise between now and the night in question.

All in all I'm still hoping to raise somewhere near 5k and I don't think it's an impossibility.

Those of you who are hoping to come and witness the event first hand - I look forward to seeing you there.  Directions to the pub to follow soon.

Dx

[Paddy_NL]

Come on guys, few more pennies for in the bag!

[DelBoy]

Come on guys, few more pennies for the bag!

I don't think, Paddy, that Doris is going to take too kindly to you calling her a bag.   

DB

[Paddy_NL]

She'll probably take my crappy English for granted

[gab]

Doris,

My hats off to you, and a €20.00 donation coming your way. Will have to give it to you in Euro (or dollar equiv.) at Sebring since I have only an AMEX card and none of the other listed cards. See you in March...

GAB

[Doris]

Come on guys, few more pennies for the bag!

I don't think, Paddy, that Doris is going to take too kindly to you calling her a bag.   

DB

I've been called worse.   

Anyway, if being called a bag will get me more sponsors then I'll let it go this one time.   

Found out last night that another friend has been diagnosed with this ba$tard disease.