Holy sh*t!! It's Strated Again! When will it Strop?
Just exactly how far Nord is Camping Nord then Piglet, is it as far as Camping It Up? And is Chatham on the way?
Actually, I reckon we could do with a fractured ice shelf and country sized floes down at the Old Bush & Maison Blanche, we need something to keep the beer chilled and the flatlanders quenched. I'm sure I saw, and may indeed have been part of, several beached pods looking for assistance from the coastguard, or Smerkies Recovery Service (SRS). It was a hot weekend for SRS and no kidding, there were lost children, hysterical mothers and jobbies rattling round perspex pipes like dislodged bobsleigh pilots down the luge, all waiting to be rescued, repatriated or shot, depending on their circumstances and our moderators mood. By the way, I hear he has access to 20 complimentary MB tickets, and the first people to ring him nearest to exactly 2:00 am (GMT) will win a prize worth having.
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