This is another way to go to Le mans...

[Andy Zarse]

What about these cheeky f*ckers eh?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-Free-Tickets-24-hrs-Le-Mans-2006-June-Read-Deal_W0QQitemZ6609921887QQcategoryZ10054QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

You bid good money on ebay for the chance to be a chauffeur/dogsbody for the weekend. Then you drive back through the night getting back to Rainham, Essex around the 05.30. They take a deposit, presumably so any damage to the van or it's contents can be charged to you. You'd have to be mad!

[Matt Harper]

Indentured servitude, springs to mind. What a set of w**k*rs. Drive your own fucling van, ya bunch of jerk-offs!

[Lawnmower Man]

It's a joke right?

[jpchenet]

I'm confused as to how you get two FREE tickets when they are asking you to bid on an auction?

I hope the winner gives them the details of a cancelled credit card and does a runner with their van!

[Robspot]

They look like a bunch of c**ts as well!

[Bob U]

Le Mans-ites?   Le Mans-ites?  I am not now, never have been and never will be a f**k*ng Le Mans-ite.
 Llama maybe  LeManster maybe  Le Man-ite bollocks

[Lawnmower Man]

Le Mans-ites?   Le Mans-ites? 

No Bob!

Their Le Man-ites.  I don't have a clue what a Le Man-ites are unless it's french for Jokers.

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[SmithA]

i just hope and prey that no one is stupid enough to take up this "experience"

what a complte and utter bunch of jumped up never comed down spunk less spine less turd burglars

sorry if this offends, please feel free to moderate as required.

[Bob U]

I dread to think what will be in that van. The sellers other items for sale include

   a WW2 tin helmet, a gas mask and a British Rail detonater carrier.

Sounds like the buyer will end up as Wheel-man for a bunch of terrorists

[jpchenet]

Friday night we go out to dinner, one of you will be the nominated driver and will have their food paid for. 

(We reserve the right to not take up this option).

So you stay sober all day on Friday only for them to say "sorry, we've changed our minds" And if the driver gets his food paid for, what happens to the other driver? Does he get left at the campsite on his own?

[Black Granny]

Can you imagine the reaction of the security personnel at the ferry port when they ask the question "Did you pack the vehicle yourself and did anyone put anything in for you?"

[garyfrogeye]

When Customs discovour 10kg of coke stuffed into the spare wheel,  the excuse
"I bought it off a load of blokes off ebay for £2.50"
may sound a bit lame!

[Nordic]

Seems a bit cheeky, (the guy on the right looks a right dullard),

However as a slight defence all proceeds are going to Age Concern, a charity that some of team Vargus may be taking advantage soon.

[Robbo SPS]

I'm confused as to how you get two FREE tickets when they are asking you to bid on an auction?

I hope the winner gives them the details of a cancelled credit card and does a runner with their van!

Had to do something simular to stop being fleeced by a hire company in andorra.

I'd even PAY someone to drive my bus down ?

[BigH]

Well I think it's just fantastic.
Can you just imagine the kind of people he'll get bidding for this one? The phrase "we were just outside Barstow when the drugs took hold" comes to mind. I don't think it would take someone with the cunning of a foxes turd to rip them right off. They won't be grinning cheesily at the camera and saying bottoms up! when they get back to the campsite and find an empty pitch and two long skid marks. Some people eh?
While I'm on, both mine, and it seems Mr Zarse's periniums are in a truly quite shocking state right now. Can I start the bidding at £5.00 and the lucky winner gets to apply a generous helping of some sort of cream or unguent to them? The price is not for the cream you understand, but the "experience". You can stay sober and do it in a restaurant if you want.
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