Jaguar return Le Mans!

[BigH]

My perineum is in just fantastic condition!

[Paddy_NL]

any pics?

[Fran]

I couldnt be more pleased for you BigH if it was MY perineum... lets hope it holds till June  

P.S.  Do girls have one?   - thats my convent biology showing again... at least I do know I have a sacred temple.  

[Fran]

any pics?

Note to myself:  Dont check this thread at meal times..... 

[BigH]

Any Pix!!!

Well, it's a tough one, and to be honest any attempt at artistic composition is doomed to failure. The autofocus also seems to be having trouble. Mind you, I do believe a 'before and after' shot would be pretty impressive. Or maybe more like 'sobering'...

Anyway, it's a while since I've been on the shores of Club Arnage, so I hope all are well. I think the last thing I read was something from Fax saying he was going to have to spend time with 'the rollers'. I can only speculate as to what this means, but I have to admit that my first thoughts aren't good ones. I hope to God he pulls through and the b*stards don't leave him twitching in a dimly lit car park.

Blimey, it's nearly time!
H

[Andy Zarse]

My perineum is in just fantastic condition!

I'm delighted to hear the wonderful news on the state of your perineum being in such rude health. For the first time in years, mine's in cracking fettle too due to a program of tantric meditation I undertook in India. I'd no idea the perineum had it's own chakra, it's amazing what you can find out about your own body when in an altered conciousness. They've a website:

http://www.schooloftantra.com/Chakras/chakra_perineum.htm

[BigH]

Aaaah, it's all becoming clear now:

"Clumsy Prostatic Examinations"

I'm not sure whether the Swami is referring to the examiner or examinee, or whether self examination could also reproduce this trauma. Let's just call it "fiddling".
You have to admit, the Indians are light years ahead of us when it comes to perineums, I bet you don't catch them with "the rollers".
H

[Andy Zarse]

I couldnt be more pleased for you BigH if it was MY perineum... lets hope it holds till June  

P.S.  Do girls have one?   - thats my convent biology showing again... at least I do know I have a sacred temple.  

Indeed they do Fran, according to the American Urogynecologic Society, and who am I to argue with such a learned body? The female perineum is more commonly known (at least amongst more common men) as the carse, the chinrest, or in Scotland as the wozney (if it wozney there you'd be in the sh*t).

They've a website too; http://www.augs.org/custom/kb/answer.cfm?id=63&title=Problems%20after%20childbirth&cat_id=7

[Andy Zarse]

You have to admit, the Indians are light years ahead of us when it comes to perineums, I bet you don't catch them with "the rollers".
H

You and I might call them "the rollers", but to my mind it's too broad and non-scientific a term. On the surface the perineum might might look like any old bit of shiny chicken skin, but as we all know, it beholds a wealth of unpleasant medical complication just bursting to get out:

http://www.ssat.com/cgi-bin/perinealSuppurativeProcesses.cgi?affiliation=member

[BigH]

That'll make fantastic bedtime reading tonight Andy, it's not often one can find a book with the words "abscesses, fistulas and chronic inflammatory conditions such as pilonidal cysts and purulent discharge" on the same page.
I better check the batteries in the torch right now.
H

[Andy Zarse]

I know, it's a bit worrying really, but it certainly explains how Saveloy got sucked into the surgical profession.