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Offline Doris

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How Dodgy Are You?
« on: May 18, 2006, 01:29:24 pm »
http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html

I'm only "Risky" but that still means 22.5 years banged up and a £7k fine. 
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2006, 01:33:27 pm »
Damn better be careful!!!

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I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 29 Potential fine: £0 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! [/size]

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2006, 01:41:10 pm »
Ha, looks like you lot are a bunch of goody goodies  ;D

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More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

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Years in prison: 50.5 Potential fine: £4500
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2006, 01:59:38 pm »
Holy crap :o

Years in prison  71.

Potential fine   £7000.

+ possibility of a death sentance.

At least they never metioned speeding

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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2006, 02:07:46 pm »
I must have somthing wrong with me, considering I am a Scouser. I only scored
 26.5 years and no fines.
 
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2006, 02:08:27 pm »
I was only rated dubious
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2006, 02:18:56 pm »
I was dubious too!!

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Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

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I think it would have been lower if they took into consideration that i am not a boy uner 10 and i dont live in alabama!.....
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2006, 02:29:03 pm »
er...Crooked

Years in prison: 83 Potential fine: £9500

Perhaps I should have lied about some things

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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2006, 02:39:51 pm »
Ahem!!

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Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

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Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500

Answer 6 was interesting!!  ;D

I'm sure it counted things like using the mobile in the car as a problem whereas I have a hands free kit

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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2006, 02:43:23 pm »
I've just re-done it and corrected the ones that are only applicable to foreign countries and I got:

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

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Years in prison: 32 Potential fine: £7000
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2006, 02:46:03 pm »
Scoundrel

47 yrs in prison, £7000 fine, and a possible death penalty. :o
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2006, 02:49:20 pm »
Looks I will be GETTING OFF easy.14 yrs.and $7500.00.But I know people in HIGH places.I am not worried
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2006, 02:54:11 pm »
Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

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Years in prison: 32.5 Potential fine: £7000
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2006, 02:55:10 pm »
Quote from: MIKE C on May 18, 2006, 02:07:46 pm
I must have somthing wrong with me, considering I am a Scouser. I only scored
 26.5 years and no fines.
 
Mike I will keep the flag fying, bloody 52 years in jail and a £9500 fine,
see you when I get out.
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2006, 02:59:59 pm »
Brian,
Don't mention jail, you know what I mean, right?
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