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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2006, 03:01:45 pm »
Banged to rights,  it's a far cop Guv'nor

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £5000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2006, 03:05:49 pm »
 :-* :-* :-* 
 
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More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
 
 
Blimey Charlie - would you believe that of little old me!

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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2006, 03:08:52 pm »
Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 20 Potential fine: £5000

Damn!
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2006, 03:21:56 pm »
61 yrs. and 7,000 pounds.

I'd better start learning how to make toilet bowl cider.
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2006, 03:52:37 pm »
According to the questionaire I'm "Crooked" and should be locked up for 40.9 years with a fine of £7000................Looks like I'll have to stop drinking,having sex and stop using the phone!!!!! 8).......but not neccesarily in that order.
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2006, 03:56:50 pm »
Quote from: wishywashyman on May 18, 2006, 03:52:37 pm
Looks like I'll have to stop drinking,having sex and stop using the phone!!!!! 8).......but not neccesarily in that order.

Getting married are you? ;D
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2006, 04:01:37 pm »
Crooked

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 91 Potential fine: £9500
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2006, 04:38:51 pm »
Bloody hell fire!

122 years in the slammer, £9.5K and possible death.

I think the only 2 I could say "NO" to were the postage stamp one and keying someones car.
And does a garage count as a house in terms of breaking in?

I'm alot older and more sensible now though. Mostly.
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2006, 04:56:33 pm »
Errmmm - which campsite are you in Nobby?   :-\
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2006, 05:32:10 pm »
BobU

Sorry to dissapoint you ...........but I am already on marriage No3 :(
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2006, 05:40:36 pm »
Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

By the way, you haven't seen me.......right?
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2006, 06:09:55 pm »
Ah,

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 Somebody else must have done mine, honest!  :-X
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2006, 06:26:44 pm »
Dubious - Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000, not too bad, but i've got a few years to catch up yet!
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2006, 07:32:36 pm »
And the maximum, if you're a very naughty person is :-

Downright Nasty:

You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

I entered these answers purely for research purposes you understand.
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Re: How Dodgy Are You?
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2006, 07:35:12 pm »
Quote from: Fran on May 18, 2006, 04:56:33 pm
Errmmm - which campsite are you in Nobby?   :-\

He must be on Houx Annexe!!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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