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Re: Andy Zarse's Dog
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2006, 09:38:48 pm »
Quote from: jpchenet on July 12, 2006, 09:10:05 pm
Quote from: RS2 Babe on July 12, 2006, 07:41:43 pm
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Hi Andy - I'm sorry to hear about your dogs accident but glad that he is making a good recovery. He is a very handsome dog! What's the story behind him being called 'Dave' by the way - thats made me giggle - a dog called 'Dave'!

Lots of love and kisses - to Dave that is, not you!

Lisa
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Hmmm, and why mine (Dave and Poppy's Son) is called Chas

lol - I just got that - Having a blonde moment of course which seems to be lasting longer than usual for some strange reason!! ;)

Good to hear from you JP

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« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2006, 10:13:30 pm »
Andy, best wishes for Dave to get better. They do make you worry don't they. I remember when Rory was in dock for a stomach blockage, only swallowed a huge soddin' stone hadn't he? Blocked solid.
Anyway, he (Dave) will be home soon I'm sure and he will soon be after the sticks and balls etcetera again.

Your dog? You can't beat him for a mate...

And sometimes the best person to chat to as well.

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Re: Andy Zarse's Dog
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2006, 11:10:37 pm »
Shxxt fella did not realise you were going through that crap when I saw you sat nite, we could have had a chat about it... I sober up very quickly when I get serious, especially about animals. Hopefully everything will be ok.

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Re: Andy Zarse's Dog
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2006, 05:24:53 am »
Hi Andy,
            Hope all is going well with Dave. I see the usual suspect on this thread. i hope this does not turn into another Commer thread :o ;D
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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2006, 11:21:07 am »
Sorry to hear about your friend.  Glad it sounds like he'll be back sniffing about in no time.  He's a fine looking canine.

Dogs are the best.  :)
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« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2006, 02:16:13 pm »
Hi Andy,
Glad to hear the big fella is doing fine.  As a former owner of several Labs & Retreivers I'm well aware of their enthusiasm for a good game of fetch. Agreed, no sticks!
They're chewing fools and can pick up splinters and all sorts of nasty's as well as more serious and acute injuries like Dave's.  Tennis balls have always worked nicely (unless they decide to leave one on the stairs at night and one finds it in the darkness ;) Yes, I've gone ass over heels on that one.
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Re: Andy Zarse's Dog
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2006, 06:53:46 pm »
I have a friend who has trained his dog to chase the t*rds from out of his (the masters) bottom!
It's a sight worth seeing, and I'm not kidding. He'll find a bush, he's not too bothered about how big it is, then  drop his drawers and get down to business. His dog goes bonkers, and then starts running around him, barking and jumping in the air until, I suppose, he detects something in the air other than himself. Then the nose goes between the lucky owners cheeks and he starts dragging out the lucky jobby. He's a dog of real class, if limited intelligence and I think he has what dog fanciers call "ratting blood" in him.
I would imagine it's a good aid to constipation relief, and I'm sure any New-Agers reading this would probably confirm his holeistic approach.
I just thought you might want to know that...
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Re: Andy Zarse's Dog
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2006, 06:55:41 pm »
Hmmm...hence the phrase dog breath I suppose...
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Re: Andy Zarse's Dog
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2006, 07:20:13 pm »
More to the point, is he home by the way?
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Re: Andy Zarse's Dog
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2006, 09:08:18 pm »
Quote from: BigH on July 13, 2006, 06:53:46 pm
I have a friend who has trained his dog to chase the t*rds from out of his (the masters) bottom!
It's a sight worth seeing, and I'm not kidding. He'll find a bush, he's not too bothered about how big it is, then  drop his drawers and get down to business. His dog goes bonkers, and then starts running around him, barking and jumping in the air until, I suppose, he detects something in the air other than himself. Then the nose goes between the lucky owners cheeks and he starts dragging out the lucky jobby. He's a dog of real class, if limited intelligence and I think he has what dog fanciers call "ratting blood" in him.
I would imagine it's a good aid to constipation relief, and I'm sure any New-Agers reading this would probably confirm his holeistic approach.
I just thought you might want to know that...
H
Thanks H, just trying not to think about that tooo much whilst I eat my dinner.
PS. Get well soon Dave (does he have a mate called Trigger?)
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Re: Andy Zarse's Dog
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2006, 10:03:39 pm »
Bloody Labs eh?

If he's anything like ours, he'll be 35 kilos of dog, with 2.4 grams of that weight being brain.

That brain occupies 90% of its capacity trying to get food, and the other 10% looking guilty.

Hope he makes a full recovery, sounds like he will.

We have a cat called Chas, for the simple reason my wife wouldn't let me call him Dave.
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« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2006, 10:24:36 pm »
Andy, thursday evening. Time for an update on OUR mate Dave please.

He is obviously the adopted dog of CA for now, so tell all. When you know.

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Re: Andy Zarse's Dog
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2006, 10:27:22 pm »
Get well soon Dave!
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Re: Andy Zarse's Dog
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2006, 02:53:59 pm »
Ok, well I picked up the big fool from the Hostipal for Cannine Idiots yesterday arvo. Whilst I think we were generally pleased to see each other, I was a bit shocked to see that he's now shaved bald like his owner and this has lent him a more than passing remeblence to an iguana. There's a ten inch incision from his chin to his sturnum which was to let the air out of his neck muscles and chest (mediastinum). The Docs had taken the strange yet inventive decision and neatly clipped his wound together with eighteen staples rather than using the more traditional stiches. I expect they'd run out of thread and raided the stationary cupboard for inspiration.

Anyway he's perked up a lot this morning and we've been for a gentle stroll. He's starvin' marvin' because of his palette wound, so all he can eat is soup liquidised with Pedigree Chum. I've not tried feeding him on t*rds yet H, but I might go for a curry tonight and give it a go in the morning.

Seriously, the RVC Hospital is a truely amazing place, with some of the most skilled surgeons in Europe. It's a damn sight better run and more efficient than my local NHS hospital and I really couldn't thank all the dedicated staff adequately enough.

So it's heartfelt thanks from me and Dave to all the well wishers both on here and privately. Maison Blanche felt like a very long way from home on saturday and for the only time in my life I wished I wasn't at Le Mans, oh apart from that time when I was arrested (wrongfully of course). I'm sure there's sunnier days around the corner for the boy.
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Re: Andy Zarse's Dog
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2006, 03:02:59 pm »
Good to hear he's home Andy, as you said, he'll be back to his old self soon. Animals have a remarkable ability to ignore the fact that they are seriously injured and just get on with life, while we humans act like we're on death's doorstep everytime we stub a toe. ;D
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