idle banter

[termietermite]

This is definately one of the most hysterical threads on this forum! Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "active users!"  Does anybody know if the record holder is male or female?

[nickliv]

From the Viz Profanisaurus

w a n k e r s tan :- the pallid ghostly complexion sported by teenagers who spend all their time in their bedroms with the curtains closed.

Edited to beat the pottymouth filter

[Andy Zarse]

I think this tournament needs a theme song or an anthem. I propose a new version of Baddiel and Skinner's Three Lions:

It's coming home,
It's coming home,
It's coming,
W*nking's coming home,

(then something about Moore's tackle and Nobby dribbling)

Chorus

Three lions on a sock...

[nickliv]

7 1/2 hours?

How long was his wife at the shops?

More profanisaurus

Grot Slot:- the married mans 30 minute internet pornography download window while his wife is at the shops.

apparently. There are better things to do with computers, CA for example.

[Andy Zarse]

Any other rules?

...we'll allow 5 minutes off per hour for snacks...

A Mars a day helps you work rest and w*nk

OR

Have a break. Have a Kit Kat

[BigH]

I'm OK - he was OK as well a couple of years ago - but then again I am a very dutiful wife -  my Mr RS2 Babe started shagging the Condor Ferry trolly dolly on his way from Jersey to St Malo so it's all gone pear shaped.

Lisa, I know it's probably a painful memory, but do you think you could give us some juicy details? - it wouldn't half brighten the day up to hear some tale of sex, retribution and ruinous legal proceedings. Consider it as some sort of purging, an act of closure if you like. It might also give us a target to zero in on next time any likely lads are on a Condor Ferry, especially if Dave brings along his semi.
H
Photos would be even better...

[vqdave]

especially if Dave brings along his semi.

I always leave the house tooled up.

[RS2 Babe]

 

Not painful H - a bit worse.

Anyway - I forgot about this thread and having just got myself, my son and 14 teenage mates of his back from the Leeds Festival I think things are not that bad.

I had more than a semi at the Festival just at the point when I was only about 7 feet away from Alex Kapranos (he of Franz Ferdinand for all you oldies)

Good things come to those who wait  Or those who re-capture their youth.

I must say though that crowd surfing at a festival is not for the weak hearted. 

Lisa
 

[Rhino]

So was the record broken?

[vqdave]

So was the record broken?

i think it was just a scratch..............................

[oldtimer]

if you want to try for this award, come at 4 pm

If you did come at 4pm wouldn't this blow any chances of winning in the first place..?

[vqdave]

if you want to try for this award, come at 4 pm

If you did come at 4pm wouldn't this blow any chances of winning in the first place..?

all depends on the volume i guess

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

anyhow one way or another I will be there next year not missing it again!!! I missed the fire breathing and the dring a bottle of finest islay malt with stu and jp and loose the next day not going to happen again

Still up for next year then Chris.?

[MIKE C (Liverpool Boys)]

The offer of the lift is still there Chris.


BUT NO W---ING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!