Its life Jimmy, but not as we know it! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WSsyfjytJA
Spotted the link over on the Orange and Singletrack MTB web sites. Great mini movie Dr Cream T as a resident of the north east, any advise on the kielder MTB routes, taking part in the Kielder endro race at the end of May, what's the course like?
I don't like Kielder unless I'm in a car. Its very rough and the trails are washed out and poorly designed and built. I did a 100km enduro there a few years back and hated every minute of it. Soul destroying slog up and down fireroads without another rider in sight and very little singletrack or anything technical. After 30km I stopped, had a fag and then rode to the nearest pub instead. I will stick to DH from now on.
On a better note, if you are up this way, give me a shout and I will show you around Thrunton Woods. Best riding spot in the UK. Very technical, natural singletrack. Bring a big bike though and make sure your life insurance it up to scratch- we have had half a dozen emergency airlifts in the last year alone!