LOL - I had an old Ford Fairlane 5500 for a (very) brief time, was quite an experience (till the petrol ran out) - not suitable for those that suffer from sea sickness! Spent quite a lot of time going sideways even without trying....
I lived in the ar*e end of nowhere at the time and if I ran out of petrol and had to use the spare gallon from the boot, I still couldnt reach the nearest petrol station (just over 2 miles)

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