Like Chop, planning on getting legless and watching bad NFL games (Miami and Detroit? There's a heart stopper

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Funniest Thanksgiving Day story I've heard came from a ex-pat I know. He and his wife were in China a few years ago visiting her relatives over the Thanksgiving holiday. Her father asked what the deal was with Thanksgiving and Richard replied it was this Yank holiday where everyone gets drunk, watches football, and eats a Turkey. Ying's father said "We don't have turkey's here"
Richard and Ying go to visit some other relatives, return to Ying's parents a few days later on Thanksgiving where Ying's Dad produced a big Turkey for dinner. A puzzled Richard said "I thought you didn't have Turkey's?" Ying's father replied "We don't" Richard "Well where did you get that?"
Ying's father "The Zoo!"
Fax