What its not true!

I have spent the day making my T-Shirt - " Im the next Stig"
Been driving my Cherry Picker Van around the roads at high speed, I reached nearly 45mph at one time,
Been listening to crap music tapes/cds all day (my son say's whats new)
Even went out and brought a crash helmet - unfortunatly it was an open face type, but I thought if i wraped silver foil around it, I could make it look like a full face one.
And now I find it was a hoax

This type of thing could drive a man to drink - as if I needed an excuse!
