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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2007, 11:45:08 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
Steve East Anglian cobras


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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2007, 08:26:36 am »
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2007, 09:32:09 am »
him over on
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." Mario Andretti

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2007, 01:44:49 pm »
on Calais seafront

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2007, 01:46:39 pm »
Whilst singing Jerusalem
There is a corner of a foreign field that will be forever England ------ Houx Annexe
  
And the bastards have built on it.

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2007, 02:22:37 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem

in f sharp ....
Steve East Anglian cobras


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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2007, 03:22:25 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.

A crowd formed
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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2007, 03:28:25 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.

A crowd formed
a tight circle
 
 
There is a corner of a foreign field that will be forever England ------ Houx Annexe
  
And the bastards have built on it.

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2007, 04:07:35 pm »
when suddenly above
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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2007, 04:24:52 pm »
the vultures circled
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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2007, 04:34:25 pm »
like evil butterflies
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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2007, 04:35:43 pm »
with black spots
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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2007, 05:01:24 pm »
completely unlike the
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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2007, 05:22:14 pm »
Kronenburg stubbies that
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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2007, 05:31:28 pm »
Wallace and Grommit
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